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  He not only fucked her, But buggered and sucked her -- And left her to pay for the room....
• Once upon a time, a man was walking along the beach when he saw a beautiful girl who, sadly, had no legs.
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• There was a young lady in France Who hopped on a Bus in a Trance Three passangers fucked her Besides the conductor And the Driver shot twice in his pants.
• 67 There was a young lady named May Who strolled in a park by the way, And she met a youg man Who fucked her and ran -- Now she goes to the park every day.
• There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in a trance The passengers fucked her, Likewise the conducter, The driver shot off in his pants.
  There was a young man of Kildare Who was fucking a girl on the stair....
• 90 There was a young lady of Rhyll In an omnibus was taken ill, So she called the conductor, Who got in and fucked her, Which did more good than a pill.
• There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred.
  So, he borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture....