- A man in a Porsche 911 stops at a stoplight and a guy on a scooter pulls up
next to him
The guy on the scooter leans over and takes an admiring... - Many an American tourist around Windsor Castle have been heard asking
Why did they build it so close to the airport?... - Q: How many ears does Mr. Spock have?
A: 3. A Left Ear
a Right Ear, and a Final Front Ear... - Q: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie
A: A dog that rips your leg off then runs for help... - A brontosaurus is a salamander designed to Military
Specifications... - I found this blurb in the USAir Gift Catalog ("This catalog is yours to keep
Please take it with you!") recently. Quoted without... - Q: What are the four words you don't want to hear while making love
A: "Honey, I'm home!... - Seen on a T-shirt on a recent trip to Cancun, Mexico
HE'S DEAD JIM QUICK! YOU GRAB HIS TRICORDER! I'LL... - Overheard in a Hollywood bar,
Actress 1: "At one time my breasts were insured for $2 million
Actress 2: "Did you get the money?"... - Little old lady at US immigration.
OFFICIAL: Do you advocate the overthrow of the government by violence or
subversion
(Pause for thought) LITTLE OLD LADY: Violence, I...
