- Q: How do you blind a Chinese person?
A:
Put a windshield in front of him... - A businessman called home, at noon one day, but the maid answered.
When the man asked to speak to his wife, the maid... - There were two young brothers talking in their backyard waiting for their
mother to make them lunch.
One is four the other is three. 4: "I'm getting... - During his visit to the US pope John Paul II had a meeting with a senator.
The senator asked the pope, "Your Holiness, how do... - Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other:
"I've never come this way before." Other says: "Neither... - A whole bunch of guys are hanging out in their usual bar after work
one day when this very attractive woman walks in and sits down right in
the midst of them.
After about two minutes of amazed... - A slightly drunk man walked into a bar, went up to the bartender,
and said, "I'll bet you $50 I can bite my right eye... - In the old days in Finland, all young men had to go through some rites of
passage to show that they were REAL FINNISH MEN.
The usual set consisted of three tests: 1) Empty a... - The pope died. Like all good christians he went to heaven and knocked on
the door.
Peter opened. The pope said: "I'm the pope." Peter... - A man in a Porsche 911 stops at a stoplight and a guy on a scooter pulls up
next to him.
The guy on the scooter leans over and takes an admiring...
