- Cheer Up... Here's Your Horrorscope
AQUARIUS: January 20
February 18 You have an inventive mind and... - Q: How do you blind a Chinese person?
A
Put a windshield in front of him... - A businessman called home, at noon one day, but the maid answered
When the man asked to speak to his wife, the maid... - There were two young brothers talking in their backyard waiting for their
mother to make them lunch
One is four the other is three. 4: "I'm getting... - During his visit to the US pope John Paul II had a meeting with a senator
The senator asked the pope, "Your Holiness, how do... - Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other
I've never come this way before." Other says: "Neither... - A whole bunch of guys are hanging out in their usual bar after work
one day when this very attractive woman walks in and sits down right in
the midst of them
After about two minutes of amazed... - A slightly drunk man walked into a bar, went up to the bartender
and said, "I'll bet you $50 I can bite my right eye... - In the old days in Finland, all young men had to go through some rites of
passage to show that they were REAL FINNISH MEN
The usual set consisted of three tests: 1) Empty a... - The pope died. Like all good christians he went to heaven and knocked on
the door
Peter opened. The pope said: "I'm the pope." Peter...
