- Cheer Up... Here's Your Horrorscope
AQUARIUS: January 20 - February 18
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
You
lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are incl... - Q: How do you blind a Chinese person?
A: Put a windshield in front of him.
- A businessman called home, at noon one day, but the maid answered.
When
the man asked to speak to his wife, the maid replied, "She's upstairs in
the bedroom entertaining her boyfriend".... - There were two young brothers talking in their backyard waiting for their
mother to make them lunch.
One is four the other is three.
4: "I'm getting pretty old now, I think I can start cussing.... - During his visit to the US pope John Paul II had a meeting with a senator.
The senator asked the pope, "Your Holiness, how do you find our
country?... - Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the othe
"I've never come this way before."
Other says: "Neither have I. It's probably the cobbles.... - A whole bunch of guys are hanging out in their usual bar after work
one day when this very attractive woman walks in and sits down right in
the midst of them.
After about two minutes of amazed look... - A slightly drunk man walked into a bar, went up to the bartender,
and said, "I'll bet you $
50 I can bite my right eye!" Noticing the
man had had a few to drink, the bartender took him up on it.... - In the old days in Finland, all young men had to go through some rites of
passage to show that they were REAL FINNISH MEN.
The usual set consisted of
three tests: 1) Empty a full bottle of vodka wi... - The pope died. Like all good christians he went to heaven and knocked on
the door.
Peter opened. The pope said: "I'm the pope."
Peter picked up the phone and rang Jesus....
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