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A:
To prove to the armadillo that it could be done... - What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
"I don't know,
what?" "Popeye beat the shit out of him... - Stupid commercial.
Sears says Kenmore appliances are found in one out of two homes in
America.
I wonder which two homes they took the survey at... - Q: Where did Prince Charles spend his honeymoon?
A:
Indiana... - The crime problem is so bad in this city,
the mayor's had to designate school-free drug zones... - Someone had scrawled the following on a wall at a college somewhere:
Is there intelligent life on Earth? A week or so... - A guy was lost on the Mall by the Washington Monument.
He stopped a policeman and asked, "What side is the... - Q: Why do computers manage to do things so quickly?
Anonymous Secretary: They don't have to answer the... - Sang froid is when you find your SO in bed with someone else,
and you shoot them both in cold blood. Savoir faire... - Medical Terminology
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