- My wife just got pregnant
She took seriously what was poked at her in fun!... - Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To prove to the armadillo that it could be done... - What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive
I don't know, what?" "Popeye beat the shit out of... - Stupid commercial.
Sears says Kenmore appliances are found in one out of two homes in
America
I wonder which two homes they took the survey at... - Q: Where did Prince Charles spend his honeymoon?
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Indiana... - The crime problem is so bad in this city
the mayor's had to designate school-free drug zones... - Someone had scrawled the following on a wall at a college somewhere
Is there intelligent life on Earth? A week or so... - A guy was lost on the Mall by the Washington Monument
He stopped a policeman and asked, "What side is the... - Q: Why do computers manage to do things so quickly
Anonymous Secretary: They don't have to answer the... - Sang froid is when you find your SO in bed with someone else
and you shoot them both in cold blood. Savoir faire...
