- It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married
but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When... - Eating a steak dinner in a nice restaurant near Sydney
The waiter approaches. Waitor: "How's your meat... - In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions
And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan... - Q: Why did the couple stop after three children?
A
Because they read that every fourth child born is Chinese... - Q: What's a definition of an orgy?
A
A party where everyone comes... - I saw a horrible accident on the way to the club tonight
Two taxicabs collided and 30 scotsmen were killed... - Man A: So how was your honeymoon?
Man B: Very good until the morning after waking up
I forgot and said to my wife "You are wonderful... - Wife: (Seriously ill) Before I die, I want to tell you the truth
You know our 6 children ... the youngest son, he .... - Ahhhh, Sean," said Micheal McStain, "how'd ye be comin' by that
glorious black eye
me lad?" Sean O'Malley shook his head and replied... - Hello, Pan American Airlines?" said Big Mick Lonegan
Could ye be tellin' me how long it takes to fly from...
