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Jokes Cate
- Eating a steak dinner in a nice restaurant near Sydney.
The waiter approaches.
Waitor: "How's your meat...
- In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan...
- Q: Why did the couple stop after three children?
A:
Because they read that every fourth child born is Chinese...
- Q: What's a definition of an orgy?
A:
A party where everyone comes...
- I saw a horrible accident on the way to the club tonight.
Two taxicabs
collided and 30 scotsmen were killed...
- Man A: So how was your honeymoon?
Man B: Very good until the morning after waking up,
I forgot and said
to my wife "You are wonderful...
- Wife: (Seriously ill) Before I die, I want to tell you the truth.
You know our 6 children ... the youngest son, he ....
- Ahhhh, Sean," said Micheal McStain, "how'd ye be comin' by that
glorious black eye,
me lad?"
Sean O'Malley shook his head and replied...
- Hello, Pan American Airlines?" said Big Mick Lonegan.
"Could ye be
tellin' me how long it takes to fly from...
- Sean O'Malley, a plumber by profession, was called by a lady with an
Emergency in Her Bathroom.
Arriving at the scene, he turned off the
water with...
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