- It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a
tragic car accident ended their lives.
When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for
them to be married... - Eating a steak dinner in a nice restaurant near Sydney.
The waiter approaches.
Waitor: "How's your meat?... - In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.... - Q: Why did the couple stop after three children?
A
Because they read that every fourth child born is Chinese.... - Q: What's a definition of an orgy?
A: A party where everyone comes.
- I saw a horrible accident on the way to the club tonight.
..Two taxicabs
collided and 30 scotsmen were killed...... - Man A: So how was your honeymoon?
Man B: Very good until the morning after waking up, I forgot and said
to my wife "You are wonderful, here is $
100".
Man A: It is not tha... - Wife: (Seriously ill) Before I die, I want to tell you the truth.
You know our 6 children ... the youngest son, he .... - Ahhhh, Sean," said Micheal McStain, "how'd ye be comin' by that
glorious black eye, me lad?
Sean O'Malley shook his head and replied, "'Tis the damndest thing.... - Hello, Pan American Airlines?" said Big Mick Lonegan.
Could ye be
tellin' me how long it takes to fly from Boston to Dublin?...
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