A man in a Porsche 911 stops at a stoplight and a guy on a scooter pulls up
next to him. The guy on the scooter leans over and takes an admiring look at
the inside of the Porsche and tells the driver that he has a really hot car.
Well, the light turned green so the driver of the Porsche decides to show off
and peels out and leaves the guy on the scooter in the dust. Then, all of a
sudden, he sees the scooter zip on past him. So, being a little cocky, the
Porsche driver floors it again and blows past the guy on the scooter. A few
seconds later, he again sees the scooter zip on past him. So now he's a little
irate as well as a little mifted that that scooter keeps passing him so he
floors it until he is going over 100 mph. He thinks to himself that there
would be no way that scooter could catch him now, but then looks in the
rearview mirror and sees that scooter starting to catch up. He then decides to
find out what that scooter really is and slams on his breaks. Then the scooter
crashes into the Porsche. After the dust settled, the Porsche driver sees the
scooter driver lying in the road and goes over to him and askes how he could
go as fast as the Porsche on a little wimpy scooter...
The dying man replied, "I can't really, but my suspenders were caught on
your side mirror...."
next to him. The guy on the scooter leans over and takes an admiring look at
the inside of the Porsche and tells the driver that he has a really hot car.
Well, the light turned green so the driver of the Porsche decides to show off
and peels out and leaves the guy on the scooter in the dust. Then, all of a
sudden, he sees the scooter zip on past him. So, being a little cocky, the
Porsche driver floors it again and blows past the guy on the scooter. A few
seconds later, he again sees the scooter zip on past him. So now he's a little
irate as well as a little mifted that that scooter keeps passing him so he
floors it until he is going over 100 mph. He thinks to himself that there
would be no way that scooter could catch him now, but then looks in the
rearview mirror and sees that scooter starting to catch up. He then decides to
find out what that scooter really is and slams on his breaks. Then the scooter
crashes into the Porsche. After the dust settled, the Porsche driver sees the
scooter driver lying in the road and goes over to him and askes how he could
go as fast as the Porsche on a little wimpy scooter...
The dying man replied, "I can't really, but my suspenders were caught on
your side mirror...."
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