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then we would be so dumb that we would not understand... - I bet I can quit
gambling... - 8 of each 10 use ball-points to write with.
What do the other two do with ball-points??... - Keep death off the roads.
Drive on the pavement... - Advertisement from British Airways: "Breakfast in London,
Lunch in New-York and luggage in... - Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are.
Tell me your address and I will tell you where you... - What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea... - What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no idea... - What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug... - What's pink and hard in the morning?
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