Many an American tourist around Windsor Castle have been heard asking:
"Why did they build it so close to the airport?"
"Why did they build it so close to the airport?"
Related:
- The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you
wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on
geography).
I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart... - Federal Aviation Administration,
Washington, D.C.
Gentlemen:
I was asked to make a written statement concerning... - Federal Aviation Agency,
Washington 25, D.C.
Gentlemen:
I was asked to make a written statement concerning... - The following are actual stories told by travellers from
Mendocino County,
CA to travel agents in the UK. (And you wonder why... - D: why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?
N:
because every time they heard "GET DOWN", they started... - A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and
tried striking up a conversation .
"Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies... - How many American Colonists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they didn't have light bulbs back then!!!!! ... - King John and King Paul had been at war for years, and King
Paul was getting tired of it.
He decided to make peace between himself and King... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny .
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