Question on an application form for a newspaper: 5.
You have the choice of saving a drowning man or getting a Pulitzer Prize winning photograph....
There was a wealthy Jewish (non-Christian) who owned a nail company.
His only son had just graduated from college and the father wanted to get him involved in the company....
Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot? A: A carrot.
A senior pilot was explaining his emergency equipment to some cadets touring a US Air Force base.
He showed them his parachute, emergency radio, signal mirror and other survival items....
Q: What's the difference between 2 Jehova's witnesses and a Lada?
A: You can shut the door on 2 Jehova's witnesses....
Kidnapped in Lebanon!! How many time have I heard THAT excuse!
! Do you realize that all but 3 of your students have dropped your classes!?!...
The way things are moving in Europe these days, it appears that very soon there will be just 8 countries in Europe.
There will be one United Europe and seven independent Yugoslavian republics....
There once was a little pink lady. She had a little pink house and a little pink dress and a little pink dog.
This lady sold avon. One day the lady was walking down a street selling her avon when ...
A woman is zipping along the road at a very quick pace (i.
e. > 55) and she's pulled over by a cop....
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, "it was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said...