- There was a wealthy Jewish (non-Christian) who owned a nail company.
His only son had just graduated from college and the... - Q: What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?
A:
A carrot... - A senior pilot was explaining his emergency equipment to some cadets
touring a US Air Force base.
He showed them his parachute, emergency radio, signal... - Q: What's the difference between 2 Jehova's witnesses and a Lada?
A: You can shut the door on 2 Jehova's witnesses... - Kidnapped in Lebanon!! How many time have I heard THAT excuse!
Do you realize that all but 3 of your students have... - The way things are moving in Europe these days, it appears that
very soon there will be just 8 countries in Europe.
There will be one United Europe and seven independent... - There once was a little pink lady. She had a little pink house and
a little pink dress and a little pink dog.
This lady sold avon. One day the lady was walking... - A woman is zipping along the road at a very quick pace (i.e.
> 55) and she's pulled over by a cop. As the cop gets... - Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible
designers of the human body.
One said, "it was a mechanical engineer. Just look... - ABOUT AS ...
HOPELESS as trying to pick up salt with a plunger...
