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Jokes Cate
- An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a
train.
After a while, the priest opened a conversation by...
- Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea
pat yelled:
"Mick! I lost me finger!"
"Have you now?" says Mick...
- O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he
slipped and fell heavily.
Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running...
- A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS
1. DO NOT EXPECT YOUR DOCTOR TO SHARE YOUR DISCOMFORT.
Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause...
- A piece of bacon and a sausage are in a frying pan being cooked.
The
sausage says ``It's hot in here, isn't it!'',...
- Q: Why is it good to have Alzheimer's Disease?
A:
You can hide your own Easter Eggs...
- A guy walks into a bar and sits down on the barstool.
"Hey, barthendther, gifth me a beeer."
The bartender...
- A cucumber and a tomato meet in a saladbar.
Cucumber:
Gee, how come you look so red?
Tomato: I saw the salad...
- Q: What's black, has two legs, and flies?
A: A bird.
Q: What's black, has four legs and flies?
A: Two pairs...
- It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,
but a
tragic car accident ended their lives.
When...
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