- What do you call someone who buys a secondhand Lada?
A scrap dealer... - What does a Lada buyer do to look sophisticated?
Wear dark glasses.
But how do you tell the Lada buyer from all the other... - What is 200 metres long and eats cabbage?
A Polish meat queue... - Two Polish peasants are loitering by the side of the road one day when a
tourist pulls up in his car.
He winds down the window and asks: "Do you speak English... - English Tourist: Hello. Do you farm around here?
Cornish Farmer:
Aye. English Tourist: Fantastic day isn't it? Cornish... - An English tourist is on holiday in a Cornish village when he spots what is
obviously the village idiot sitting next to the horse trough.
In his hand is an old stick, and tied to the end is... - A man walks into a pub with a giraffe on a lead. "I'll have a pint of guiness"
says the man "and ten pints for the giraffe".
The man then starts to down his pint in one go. The... - There are two kinds of persons: The one that divide all people in two
parts,
and then the other that don't... - Seen in U.S.S.R:
"The last person to leave the country is asked to turn... - Wanna be realy stoned?
Drink wet cement...
