- He: "Your birthday is coming up, so i'd like some idea of what you'd like
for your birthday."
She:
"I want a divorce!" Pause. He: "I'm really sorry... - Why do LADA's have heated rear windscreens?
To keep your hands warm when your pushing them... - What do you call a LADA with a sun-roof?
A skip... - A LADA on a highway is suddenly stopping. Closely behind is there a JAGUAR,
which crashes on it. And behind, a ROLLS-ROYCE, which... - What is the difference between LADA and AIDS?
You can still palm AIDS off to someone else... - How can you double the worth of a LADA ?
By filling its gasoline tank... - Why is a LADA so handy during the Finnish winter ?
You don't need safety belts -
you freeze tightly to the seat... - Why do they give away free TVs with Ladas?
So you've got something to do while waiting for the... - What is the smallest part in LADA ?
The owners brain... - What do you call a LADA with a turbo?
A Skoda...
