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Q: Why won't Florence Griffiths' husband have sex with her?
A: Because, every time she comes first, she wants a gold medal....
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owhere!etac7) OR (etac7@nowhere) Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy....
Once upon a time there was a mathematician who found an equation for GOD.
The aging head of a secluded Monastary decides he will take a walk into the nearby town for the first time in 30 years.
As he's walking down the street he passes a hooker on a corner who says "Hey...
One night, while she and her husband were making love, an Australian woman suddenly noticed something sticking in his ear.
When she asked him what it was he replied 'Be quiet! I'm listening to the...
A young priest was having difficulty keeping his audience awake.
He asked an elder colleague for some help. "Well," said the other priest "I like to shock'em awake....
A guy walks into a store and asks the guy behind the counter for Polish Ham.
The storekeeper asks him, "Are you Polish?...
Why don't Italians barbecue? Because the Spaghetti falls through the grill....
OK, like, so there were these three priests. Insert your denomination here.
There's a young priest, a middle-aged priest, and an elderly priest....