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- Q: Why won't Florence Griffiths' husband have sex with her?
A: Because, every time she comes first, she wants a...
- Yrneh Etac VII - File exists
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(novax!nowhere!etac7) OR (etac7@nowhere)
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Charlie McCarthy
From...
- Once upon a time there was a
mathematician who found an equation for
GOD.
It was, of course, a very
complicated equation but...
- The aging head of a secluded Monastary decides he will take a walk into the
nearby town for the first time in 30 years.
As he's walking down the street
he passes a hooker...
- One night, while she and her husband were making love,
an Australian woman
suddenly noticed something sticking...
- A young priest was having difficulty keeping his audience
awake.
He asked an elder colleague for some help.
"Well...
- A guy walks into a store and asks the guy behind the counter
for Polish Ham.
The storekeeper asks him, "Are you Polish?"
...
- Why don't Italians barbecue?
Because the Spaghetti falls through the grill......
- OK, like, so there were these three priests. Insert your denomination
here.
There's a young priest, a middle-aged priest, and an...
- A woman goes into a greengrocer and is looking round anxiously at a pile of
oranges.
"Can I help you madam?" asks the shopkeeper.
"Well...
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