Little old lady at US immigration.
OFFICIAL: Do you advocate the overthrow of the government by violence or
subversion?
(Pause for thought)
LITTLE OLD LADY: Violence, I think.
OFFICIAL: Do you advocate the overthrow of the government by violence or
subversion?
(Pause for thought)
LITTLE OLD LADY: Violence, I think.
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