Little old lady at US immigration. OFFICIAL: Do you advocate the overthrow of the government by violence or subversion?

Little old lady at US immigration.

OFFICIAL: Do you advocate the overthrow of the government by violence or
subversion?

(Pause for thought)

LITTLE OLD LADY: Violence, I think.

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