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  Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel....
• The story is told of a young Czechoslovakian, a Russian officer, a little old lady, and an attractive young woman riding on a train.
  Shortly after the train entered a dark tunnel, the passengers heard a kiss, then a loud slap....
• Did you hear about the two little old ladies feeding pigeons in the park?
  Suddenly, a streaker flashed past! One little old lady had a stroke, the other wasn't quick enough ....
• POLITICAL HUMOR This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away!
  There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself....
• One day a guy was sitting on a bus next to an old lady who was filling out a crossword puzzle.
  Just when he thought the trip was getting boring when the old lady leaned over and asked, "Excuse me, but can you help me with this puzzle?...
• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
• A nice young worker from Australia Post ( yes they do exist ), was sorting through her regular envelopes, when she discovered a letter addressed as follow
  GOD c/o Heaven Upon opening the envelope, a letter enclosed told of how a little old lady who had never asked for anything in her life, was desperately in need of $...
• This sounds suspiciously like one of David Brenner's "Best Practical Jokes In The World".
  He claimed to do this and put the slip back, three or four slips down....
• Two construction workers were working on the 58th floor of a new high-rise.
  One of them looked at the other and said, "I'll be right back - I have to go take a piss....