- What's pink, wrinkled and hangs out your trousers?
Your gran... - What do you call three people in wheelchairs on top of each other?
A vegetable rack... - What's blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a plastic bag... - Paddy heard that a fortune could be made by working as a lumberjack in
Canada.
So, off he goes. After some weeks, he arrives at a... - How do you get an Irishman to burn his ear?
Ring him up while he's ironing... - Johnny and Jim are walking through the desert. Suddenly,
a snake bites Jim's prick! AAIIIIIII!! He panics... - The Pope is on his 1988 tour of America, in the middle of his 3 day bash in
New York.
On the second day, he is driving back to his motel... - How many South African policemen does it take to break an egg?
None. It fell down the stairs... - A young mother had just given birth to a new born baby,
the nurse was just congratulating her, when the doctor... - How many Yorkshiremen does it take to do the washing up?
None, it's women's work...
