- Gilligan: "Gee Skipper! I sure am glad we got away from those headhunters!"
Skipper:
"You can say that again, little buddy!" Gilligan:... - Q. Do you know what mothballs smell like?
A. Yes.
Q.
Really, how do you get their little legs apart... - Q. How do you make a hormone?
A.
Don't pay her... - Q: What lies at the bottom of the sea and whimpers?
A: A nervous wreck... - This IBM service rep, hardware engineer, and software
engineer were driving down the road one day and they had a flat.
The service rep wanted to replace the car, the hardware... - A political activist named Dave was just arriving in Hell,
and was told he had a choice to make. He could go... - Q: What is red and full of feathers?
A:
A fallen angel... - A lady goes into a hardware store and asks for a hinge.
The man at the counter gets one for her and asks "Do... - There is a man in a casino gambling with lots of "borrowed" money and a
fairy comes and sits on his shoulder.
He's playing pontoon and gets dealt a seven. The fairy... - Don't cry darling, Daddy had to drown the cat."
"Yes I know,
but he promised I could do it...
