- An American, an Englishman and a Japanese fellow were discussing
their respective countries over drink at a London pub one evening.
The English fellow mentioned how that British medicine had... - Gilligan: "Gee Skipper! I sure am glad we got away from those headhunters!
Skipper: "You can say that again, little buddy!... - Q. Do you know what mothballs smell like?
A. Yes.
Q.
Really, how do you get their little legs apart?... - Q. How do you make a hormone? A. Don't pay her.
- Q: What lies at the bottom of the sea and whimpers? A: A nervous wreck.
- This IBM service rep, hardware engineer, and software
engineer were driving down the road one day and they had a flat.
The service rep wanted to replace the car, the hardware engineer thought they... - A political activist named Dave was just arriving in Hell, and was told
he had a choice to make.
He could go to Capitalist Hell or to Communist Hell.... - Q: What is red and full of feathers? A: A fallen angel.
- A lady goes into a hardware store and asks for a hinge.
The man at the counter gets one for her and asks "Do you want a screw for that hinge?... - There is a man in a casino gambling with lots of "borrowed" money and a
fairy comes and sits on his shoulder.
He's playing pontoon and gets dealt a seven. The fairy advises him to buy a card for 500...
