An American, an Englishman and a Japanese fellow were discussing their respective countries over drink at a London pub one evening.
The English fellow mentioned how that British medicine had...
Gilligan: "Gee Skipper! I sure am glad we got away from those headhunters!
Skipper: "You can say that again, little buddy!...
Q. Do you know what mothballs smell like? A. Yes. Q.
Really, how do you get their little legs apart?...
Q. How do you make a hormone? A. Don't pay her.
Q: What lies at the bottom of the sea and whimpers? A: A nervous wreck.
This IBM service rep, hardware engineer, and software engineer were driving down the road one day and they had a flat.
The service rep wanted to replace the car, the hardware engineer thought they...
A political activist named Dave was just arriving in Hell, and was told he had a choice to make.
He could go to Capitalist Hell or to Communist Hell....
Q: What is red and full of feathers? A: A fallen angel.
A lady goes into a hardware store and asks for a hinge.
The man at the counter gets one for her and asks "Do you want a screw for that hinge?...
There is a man in a casino gambling with lots of "borrowed" money and a fairy comes and sits on his shoulder.
He's playing pontoon and gets dealt a seven. The fairy advises him to buy a card for 500...