- An American, an Englishman and a Japanese fellow were discussing
their respective countries over drink at a London pub one evening
The English fellow mentioned how that British medicine... - Gilligan: "Gee Skipper! I sure am glad we got away from those headhunters
Skipper: "You can say that again, little buddy!" ... - Q. Do you know what mothballs smell like?
A. Yes.
Q
Really, how do you get their little legs apart... - Q. How do you make a hormone?
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Don't pay her... - Q: What lies at the bottom of the sea and whimpers
A: A nervous wreck... - This IBM service rep, hardware engineer, and software
engineer were driving down the road one day and they had a flat
The service rep wanted to replace the car, the hardware... - A political activist named Dave was just arriving in Hell
and was told he had a choice to make. He could go... - Q: What is red and full of feathers?
A
A fallen angel... - A lady goes into a hardware store and asks for a hinge
The man at the counter gets one for her and asks ... - There is a man in a casino gambling with lots of "borrowed
money and a fairy comes and sits on his shoulder....
