- Sean O'Malley, a plumber by profession, was called by a lady with an
Emergency in Her Bathroom.
- Paddy O'Shea got friendly with some of the local Boston Irish, and they
took him to an upscale "Irish" pub.
"Amazin', just amazin', that's what America is," he said, looking with
delight into hi... - Q: Why was Jesus NOT born in Poland?
A: God couldn't find 3 wise men!
- One day, a young priest in St. John's, Newfoundland, finds himself in the
situation of having to hear confessions.
He has never done this before,
and so he is given a list of what to give out as pe... - Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came
across a bear.
The bear noticed them, and started growling and generally
getting really mean.... - Q: How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends whether the switch is on or off.... - Q. What's the difference between yoghurt and Australia?
A. Yoghurt has a real live culture.
- N Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women
Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
Motorcycles' curves never sag.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get pregna... - Dear Son,
I am writing this slow, 'cause I know you can't read fast.
There are a few things happening here at home.... - On the wall of the women's restroom in the Enterprise:
"Where no man has gone before.
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