A businessman called home, at noon one day, but the maid answered. When
the man asked to speak to his wife, the maid replied, "She's upstairs in
the bedroom entertaining her boyfriend". After sputtering and fuming for
a minute, the businessman asked, the maid if she would like to make
$100,000 for a few minutes work, she said. "Of course, what do I have to
do?", He answered, "Take my shotgun from the closet and shoot the both of
them.", The phone was put down, he heard footsteps proceeding upstairs,
then two shots rang out, followed by footsteps back downstairs to the
phone. The maid said, "Okay, it's done. What shall I do with the bodies?"
The man said, "Take them out back and throw them into the pool", The maid
responded, "What pool?" After a moment of silence, he said, "Isn't this
555-3724?"
the man asked to speak to his wife, the maid replied, "She's upstairs in
the bedroom entertaining her boyfriend". After sputtering and fuming for
a minute, the businessman asked, the maid if she would like to make
$100,000 for a few minutes work, she said. "Of course, what do I have to
do?", He answered, "Take my shotgun from the closet and shoot the both of
them.", The phone was put down, he heard footsteps proceeding upstairs,
then two shots rang out, followed by footsteps back downstairs to the
phone. The maid said, "Okay, it's done. What shall I do with the bodies?"
The man said, "Take them out back and throw them into the pool", The maid
responded, "What pool?" After a moment of silence, he said, "Isn't this
555-3724?"
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