There were two young brothers talking in their backyard waiting for their
mother to make them lunch. One is four the other is three.
4: "I'm getting pretty old now, I think I can start cussing."
3: "Oh yeah?"
4: "Yeah, I think I am going to start saying 'damn' whenever I feel like it."
3: "You know what?"
4: "What?"
3: "I think I am getting pretty old, I'm going to start cussing too."
4: "Oh yeah? what are you going to say?"
3: "I'm going to say 'ass'"
Then their mother calls them in for lunch.
The mother asks the four year old: "What do you want for lunch?"
4: "Oh, damn, I think I'll have some spaghetti-o's"
At this point, the mother was aghast. She quickly took the four year old by
the ear to the bathroom, washed his mouth out with soap, spanked him and put
him in his room and slammed the door.
She returned to the kitchen and asked the three year old: "What do you want
for lunch?"
3: "I don't know mom, but you can bet your ass it wont be spaghetti-o's!!!'
mother to make them lunch. One is four the other is three.
4: "I'm getting pretty old now, I think I can start cussing."
3: "Oh yeah?"
4: "Yeah, I think I am going to start saying 'damn' whenever I feel like it."
3: "You know what?"
4: "What?"
3: "I think I am getting pretty old, I'm going to start cussing too."
4: "Oh yeah? what are you going to say?"
3: "I'm going to say 'ass'"
Then their mother calls them in for lunch.
The mother asks the four year old: "What do you want for lunch?"
4: "Oh, damn, I think I'll have some spaghetti-o's"
At this point, the mother was aghast. She quickly took the four year old by
the ear to the bathroom, washed his mouth out with soap, spanked him and put
him in his room and slammed the door.
She returned to the kitchen and asked the three year old: "What do you want
for lunch?"
3: "I don't know mom, but you can bet your ass it wont be spaghetti-o's!!!'
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