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Jokes Cate
- A student walks into a car showroom and after a long talk with a
salesman,
he picks the car he wants to buy.
``Do you have...
- One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up.
When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to...
- It was in africa, and a camera crew has been assigned to get coverage
of the World Famous Gorilla Wrestler at work.
The camera crew is in
the truck with him and his dog...
- It's Good Friday and Jesus is getting crucified on top of the hill.
Down
at the bottom are Peter, Mary, and the rest of...
- As the truck driver came flying over the top of a steep hill,
he spotted
two figures in his path rolling around...
- Two boys arguing on the sidewalk:
My dad's smarter than your dad!
NO HE'S NOT! My dad's stronger than your dad!
NO HE'S...
- A cowboy rides into town, hitches up his horse and walks into a bar.
He goes up, gets a beer, drinks it, and walks...
- The same cowboy rides into another town, goes into a bar,
has a beer,
walks outside and finds his horse has...
- You Know When It's Going To Be A
Bad Day...
- My favorite exam mistake is:
The Hydra moves by swinging its...
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