Man walks into a Moscow Lada dealership and signs up for a Lada.
Customer: When will it be delivered? Dealer: 1996....
A student walks into a car showroom and after a long talk with a salesman, he picks the car he wants to buy.
``Do you have the cash to pay for it, Sir, or will you be making a hire purchase agre...
One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up.
When his wife sees him she asks, "What happened to you?...
It was in africa, and a camera crew has been assigned to get coverage of the World Famous Gorilla Wrestler at work.
The camera crew is in the truck with him and his dog, and they come across a...
It's Good Friday and Jesus is getting crucified on top of the hill.
Down at the bottom are Peter, Mary, and the rest of his gang....
As the truck driver came flying over the top of a steep hill, he spotted two figures in his path rolling around in the middle of the road.
The driver blew his horn and braked frantical...
Two boys arguing on the sidewalk: My dad's smarter than your dad!
NO HE'S NOT! My dad's stronger than your dad! NO HE'S NOT!...
A cowboy rides into town, hitches up his horse and walks into a bar.
He goes up, gets a beer, drinks it, and walks out....
The same cowboy rides into another town, goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen.
He walks into the bar, and fires his gun through the ceiling. "WHICH ONE...
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