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• It's probably a bad day when, you find a dead fish in your underwear.
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• You Know What? This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
  One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer....
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• 12-Jun-79 DON bad day [From a lazy day at Xerox] You know it's going to be a bad day when .
  . . . . . your twin sister forgets your birthday....
• You know it's going to be a bad day when . . . . . .
  your twin sister forgets your birthday. . . . you wake up face down on the pavement....
• Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.