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Jokes Cate
- Q. What is long, hard, and carries seamen?
A.
A submarine...
- As a little girl is coming out of school, a man pulls up in his car,
winds down
the window and says to her
"I'll give...
- Q: Which is the odd one out - a baked bean, a soya bean or a vibrator?
A: The baked bean - the other two are meat substitutes...
- There was a businessman, and he was feeling really crook,
and he went
to see the Doctor about it. The doctor...
- One day, Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the
tee and hits the ball.
It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in
the...
- Tonto and the Lone Ranger were lost on the prarie one day.
The Lone
Ranger, says to Tonto: "Use your Indian...
- Gladstone: "You will either be shot for treason, or die of a grievous
disease!"
Disraeli:
"That depends, sir, on whether I embrace your morals...
- Q: What's the oldest airline company?
A: FINNAIR: when Jesus went to heaven,
He didn't ascend on a cloud,
He just vanished in...
- A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent
on seeing the Pope.
There he was stood in a big long queue with
a rather...
- Man walks into a Moscow Lada dealership and signs up for a Lada.
Customer: When will it be delivered?
Dealer: 1996...
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