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Jokes Cate
- Don't cry darling, Daddy had to drown the cat."
"Yes I know
but he promised I could do it....
- Q. What is long, hard, and carries seamen?
A
A submarine...
- As a little girl is coming out of school, a man pulls up in his car
winds down
the window and says to her
"I'll give...
- Q: Which is the odd one out - a baked bean, a soya bean or a vibrator
A: The baked bean - the other two are meat substitutes...
- There was a businessman, and he was feeling really crook
and he went
to see the Doctor about it. The doctor...
- One day, Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the
tee and hits the ball
It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in
the...
- Tonto and the Lone Ranger were lost on the prarie one day
The Lone
Ranger, says to Tonto: "Use your Indian...
- Gladstone: "You will either be shot for treason, or die of a grievous
disease
Disraeli: "That depends, sir, on whether I embrace...
- Q: What's the oldest airline company?
A: FINNAIR: when Jesus went to heaven
He didn't ascend on a cloud,
He just vanished in...
- A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent
on seeing the Pope
There he was stood in a big long queue with
a rather...
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