Man walks into a Moscow Lada dealership and signs up for a Lada.

Man walks into a Moscow Lada dealership and signs up for a Lada.
Customer: When will it be delivered?
Dealer: 1996.
Customer: What month?
Dealer (after looking up book): April.
Customer: What day?
Dealer (after looking up book): 12th.
Customer: What time?
Dealer (now getting pissed off): What time?! It's in 6 years time and
you ask what time. Why?
Customer: I've got a plumber coming in the morning.

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