It was in africa, and a camera crew has been assigned to get coverage
of the World Famous Gorilla Wrestler at work. The camera crew is in
the truck with him and his dog, and they come across a small tree.
The guy says to them, "Just wait here, i'll be right back". He climbs
the tree, wrestles with the gorilla for a while, then throws it to the
ground. Quick as a flash, the man's dog jumps on the poor animal, and
has sex with it until it faints. The man throws it in the back of the
van, and the get to a medium sized tree, with a medium sized gorilla,
and the same thing happens. Then they're driving along, and there is
a huge tree with an absolutely massive gorilla in it, and the man
hands the camera-man a gun. "What's this for?" the camera man asks.
"Well, there's a small chance that i might lose the battle here, and
if i do... Shoot the dog..."
of the World Famous Gorilla Wrestler at work. The camera crew is in
the truck with him and his dog, and they come across a small tree.
The guy says to them, "Just wait here, i'll be right back". He climbs
the tree, wrestles with the gorilla for a while, then throws it to the
ground. Quick as a flash, the man's dog jumps on the poor animal, and
has sex with it until it faints. The man throws it in the back of the
van, and the get to a medium sized tree, with a medium sized gorilla,
and the same thing happens. Then they're driving along, and there is
a huge tree with an absolutely massive gorilla in it, and the man
hands the camera-man a gun. "What's this for?" the camera man asks.
"Well, there's a small chance that i might lose the battle here, and
if i do... Shoot the dog..."
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