A Cowboy Rides Into Town, Hitches Up His Horse And Walks Into A Bar.

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A cowboy rides into town, hitches up his horse and walks into a bar.
He goes up, gets a beer, drinks it, and walks out. Half a second
passes and he bursts back into the bar and says "ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF
YOU MOTHERS PAINTED MY HORSE'S FACE YELLOW?". A huge man-mountain
stands up, looks down at the cowboy and says "I DID". The cowboy
looks up at him and whispers "The first coat's dry"

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