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The Simpsons
- I have some sad news to report: a small puppy, not unlike Lassie,
was
just run over in the parking lot.
[Audience gasps]...
- Homer: [exaggeratedly loud] Are you ready to laugh?
Man: Poor dog.
Homer: I said, are you ready to laugh...
- Homer: You know, Mr. Burns is so cheap --
Burns: What?
Homer: I mean, you know, Mr. Burns is so old --
Burns...
- Homer: Oh, where did I lose 'em? I'll never wiggle my bare butt in
public again.
Lisa: I'd like to believe that this time. I really...
- Bart: Dad, I know you're discouraged, but please don't deny the world
your fat can.
Homer: Don't worry, boy, he'll be ready for your Aunt...
- Look at all the wonderful things you have, sir: King Arthur's
"Excalibur".
The only existing nude photo of Mark Twain. And that...
- Smithers: [dressed in a bear suit] Here's something that should cheer
you up,
sir. It's me, sir: Bobo! Hug me! Squeeze me!
...
- Kent: The Burns bear, perhaps the most valuable widdle bear in the
world,
could be anywhere. It could be in your house...
...
- Lisa: Bobo: it's Mr. Burns' bear all right.
Homer: Well,
Burns isn't getting _this_ back cheap, I can tell you...
- Marge: Mmm...I'll sew that eye back on.
Bart: No! Let's send Burns the eye in the mail;
he'll pay more money
if he thinks the bear's...
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