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The Simpsons
- Homer: What do I do? What do I do? In the name of God you've got to
tell me
[sobbing]
Agent 2: Relax, it's just a simulator. Nothing...
- Agent 2: I'm still not sure how he caused the meltdown
There wasn't
any nuclear material in the truck...
- Homer: [answers the door, sees Burns with his lawyers] Aah
Burns: Hello, Simpson. My lawyers and I were in the...
- Burns: Remember, your job and the future of your family hinges on
your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101
Oh, and one more thing: [ominously] you must find the...
- Homer: [growls in frustration]
Lisa: Dad, don't let these application essays throw you
Let's see:
"List your three favorite books and...
- Homer: [writing] "...It was the most I ever threw up
and it changed my
life forever."
Bart: You...
- Bart: I dunno, Dad: don't you have a better picture
Homer: Relax. A photo can't make any difference.
...
- Finally! The great taste of Worcestershire Sauce in a soft drink
Ah..."Steakie"!
-- A TV commercial, "Homer Goes to...
- Prez: [on TV] Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my
visit
As you know, I _am_ the President of the United States...
- Bart: Well, Pop, what are you going to do?
Homer: [resolutely] Something I should have done a _long_ time ago
[long pause]
Marge: You don't know, do you?
Homer:...
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