I Have Some Sad News To Report: A Small Puppy, Not Unlike Lassie, Was Just Run Over In The Parking Lot.

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I have some sad news to report: a small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was
just run over in the parking lot.
[Audience gasps]
And now it's time for the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson!
-- Smithers warms up the audience, "Rosebud"