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• Burns: Could you explain your model, young man? Grime
  [from audience] What's to explain? He's an idiot!...
• Burns: That man who's getting all those laughs, Smithers.
  ..who is he? Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir, one of the carbon blobs from sector 7-G, but I don't think -- Bu...
• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
• Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you. Smithe
  [on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well, I have a lot of....
• Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
  Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....
• Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
  I thought I told you to take a vacation. Home...
• Jay: Welcome to "Coming Attractions". I'm your host, Jay Sherman, thank you.
  Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9"....
• Man 1: Excuse me, we wanted to see the geek who valued the happiness of his children more than money.
  Homer: [unenthused] Right here. Man 2: Aw, you said his head was the size of a baseball....
• Quimby: People, take it easy. We're all upset about Mr.
  Burns' plan to, uh, block out our sun. It is time for decisive action....