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  Homer: I mean, you know, Mr. Burns is so old -- Bu...
• You hear that boy laughing?--you think he 's all fu
  But the angels laugh, too, at the good he has done...
• Man 1: Excuse me, we wanted to see the geek who valued the happiness of his children more than money.
  Homer: [unenthused] Right here. Man 2: Aw, you said his head was the size of a baseball....
• Marge: Homer! Homer: What?! Marge: Are you ready? Home
  Just gotta put my shoes on! [Homer is in his underwear, playing with slot-cars] Marge...
• Man: [emerges from closet, fixing his tie] Woma
  Will I ever see you again? Man: Sure, baby. Next meltdown. -- "Homer Defined...
• Don't laugh at me! I was once like you!
• protesters surround Homer at work] Man: Just try to push the right buttons now!
  Woman: We ain't crazy about nuclear power either!...
• Marge: You look awful! Homer: I don't care. I'm going to Duff Gardens!
• Homer: You'll never guess what happened, Marge. Are you ready?
  I have a feeling that we may win... the lottery!...