Homer: [exaggeratedly loud] Are you ready to laugh?
Man: Poor dog.
Homer: I said, are you ready to laugh?
Woman: Quiet, you awful man.
-- Homer starts his comedy routine, "Rosebud"
Man: Poor dog.
Homer: I said, are you ready to laugh?
Woman: Quiet, you awful man.
-- Homer starts his comedy routine, "Rosebud"
Related:
- Homer: You know, Mr. Burns is so cheap --
Burns: What?
Homer: I mean, you know, Mr. Burns is so old -- Bu... - You hear that boy laughing?--you think he 's all fu
But the angels laugh, too, at the good he has done... - Man 1: Excuse me, we wanted to see the geek who valued the happiness
of his children more than money.
Homer: [unenthused] Right here. Man 2: Aw, you said his head was the size of a baseball.... - Marge: Homer!
Homer: What?!
Marge: Are you ready?
Home
Just gotta put my shoes on! [Homer is in his underwear, playing with slot-cars] Marge... - Man: [emerges from closet, fixing his tie]
Woma
Will I ever see you again? Man: Sure, baby. Next meltdown. -- "Homer Defined... - Don't laugh at me! I was once like you!
- protesters surround Homer at work]
Man: Just try to push the right buttons now!
Woman: We ain't crazy about nuclear power either!... - Marge: You look awful! Homer: I don't care. I'm going to Duff Gardens!
- Homer: You'll never guess what happened, Marge. Are you ready?
I have a feeling that we may win... the lottery!...
