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The Simpsons
- Marge: I'm sure he'll offer a fair reward. [as an afterthought] And
then we'll make him double it.
Family: Huh?
Marge: [defensive] Well why can't I be...
- tenderly] Bobo, my beautiful Bobo. I promise I'll never leave you
behind again.
[to Homer] Ahem. Ah, yes. Er, naturally I can't pay...
- Burns: I'm sure we can come to an understanding.
Homer:
Yes, sir.
[thinking] Reject the first offer...
- Homer: I knew you'd come crawling back.
Burns: How much do you want?
Homer: A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands...
- Homer: Aw, big deal. Who needs his money? We're gettin' by OK.
[Abe drives through the wall into the living room]...
- Homer: Mmm...sixty four slices of American cheese.
[Takes the stack to the table and sits down]
Sixty four.
[eats it]
Sixty three...[eats it]
[Next...
- Man 1: Excuse me, we wanted to see the geek who valued the happiness
of his children more than money.
Homer: [unenthused] Right here.
Man 2: Aw, you said...
- Marge: Mmm, I think we need a new hair dryer.
Homer:
Marge, you must hate me for not taking Mr. Burns' money...
- Barney: [the dinosaur, that is]
[singing] Two plus two is four.
Two plus two is four. Two
plus two is four...
- Burns: As you can see, Simpson, I've taken over all 78 channels.
And
you won't see any of your favorite shows...
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