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The Simpsons
- Homer: We played Dungeons & Dragons for three hours!
Then I was slain
by an elf.
Bart: Listen to...
- Nerd 1: Come on, Mr. Simpson, you'll never pass this course if you don't
know the periodic table.
Homer: Ehh, I'll write it on my hand.
Nerd 1: Ho! ...
- Homer: Come on, guys. Look at yourselves! All you do is study.
I'm
going to show you the true meaning of college...
- Ah, the college road-trip. What better way to spread beer-fueled
mayhem?
Homer, "Homer Goes to...
- Marge: If you're going for a ride, I'd like you to take Bart and Lisa.
Homer: [plaintively] But Marge, we're college guys...
- Nerd 2: I need to go to the bathroom!
Lisa: We stopped five minutes ago!
Nerd 2: Yeah, but someone knocked on the door and I...
- Nerd 1: Hey, the pig's acting kind of funny.
Nerd 2:
He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor.
Nerd...
- Dean: I'm sorry, boys, I've -- I've never expelled anyone before,
but...that pig had some powerful friends.
Nixon: [bitterly]...
- Homer: Guys, believe me, I didn't mean to get you expelled.
Nerd 3: Oh, don't worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care...
- Homer: Marge! They don't have anywhere to stay. And they're geniuses.
they'll solve all our problems. They'll elevate us...
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