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The Simpsons
- Burns: What's that you say? You can live without television so long as
you have _beer_?
Homer: [defiantly] That's right.
Burns: [ominously]...
- Nelson: My old man can't get a beer because his old man [points at
Jimbo] won't give a beer to another old man.
Let's get him!
Jimbo: Wait! Why are we gettin' him...
- A dumb sitcom is shown on TV]}
Burns: {Smithers,
I'm home! [canned laughter]}
Smithers: {What, already...
- Burns: Well, Maggie, I've given this a lot of though.
I'm sure we
can come to some sort of agreement...
- Maggie offers him the bear]
Burns: For me? Bobo?
Smithers, I'm so happy. Something amazing has happened...
- Well...we didn't get any money, but Mr. Burns got what he wanted.
Marge, I'm confused! Is this a happy ending or a sad...
- Agent 1: [presses the buzzer]
Burns: [awakening, over the intercom] Mmm.
hmm...what? How dare you
disturb me during...
- Burns: The watchdog of public safety...is there any lower form of
life?
Smithers: Don't worry sir, I rounded up our less gifted...
- Agent 2: Homer, this is an exact replica of your work station.
Homer: [moans]
Agent 2: Now we're going to simulate...
- Homer: What do I do? What do I do? In the name of God you've got to
tell me!
[sobbing]
Agent 2: Relax, it's just a simulator. Nothing...
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