- Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such telethons
as "Out With Gout '88
and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House." Folks... - Troy: What the hell -- Oh! We got a call.
Homer: Ha ha
Some idiot actually called in. Troy: Hello? What's... - Marge, it's public TV! They never have anything good
Where are the Geraldos? Where are the Ewbankses-es... - Marge: [of public TV] They need our support! Besides
they gave me two tickets to the ballet. Homer... - Homer: _That's_ what ballet is? [whining] Oh --
Marge
You promised! You can't back out like when you volunteered... - Carl: Hey Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home
Homer: [sneering] I can't. I gotta take my wife to... - Homer reaches inside a pop machine, grunting]
Homer
Just...a little more...argh...got it! [realizing]... - Hello? Can I get some help? Snack-related mishap
Homer with his arm stuck in a vending machine, ... - Thanks, Marge. When my husband left, he took all our power tools along
with the car
my youth, my faith in mankind. -- Ruth Powers on... - Ruth: Vayachipa's loins ought to be outlawed.
Marge
[snickers] Burns: Bah! Far too much dancing, not...
