- Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such telethons
as "Out With Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House.
Folks, do you realize without your support, public... - Troy: What the hell -- Oh! We got a call.
Homer: Ha ha!
Some idiot actually called in.
Troy: Hello? What's your name?... - Marge, it's public TV! They never have anything good.
Where are the
Geraldos? Where are the Ewbankses-es?... - Marge: [of public TV] They need our support! Besides, they gave me two
tickets to the ballet.
Homer: [jubilant] Ballet? Woo-hoo!
Marge: [incredulous] You like ballet?
Homer: Marjorie, _please... - Homer: _That's_ what ballet is? [whining] Oh --
Marge
You promised! You can't back out like when you volunteered for
that Army experiment to avoid dinner at my sisters'.... - Carl: Hey Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home?
Homer: [sneering] I can't. I gotta take my wife to the ballet.... - Homer reaches inside a pop machine, grunting]
Home
Just...a little more...argh...got it! [realizing] Aah!... - Hello? Can I get some help? Snack-related mishap!
-- Homer with his arm stuck in a vending machine,
"Marge on the Lam... - Thanks, Marge. When my husband left, he took all our power tools along
with the car, my youth, my faith in mankind.
-- Ruth Powers on divorce, "Marge on the Lam... - Ruth: Vayachipa's loins ought to be outlawed.
Marge
[snickers]
Burns: Bah! Far too much dancing, not nearly enough prancing!...
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