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The Simpsons
- Troy: What the hell -- Oh! We got a call.
Homer: Ha ha!
Some idiot actually called in.
Troy: Hello? What's...
- Marge, it's public TV! They never have anything good.
Where are the
Geraldos? Where are the Ewbankses-es...
- Marge: [of public TV] They need our support! Besides,
they gave me two
tickets to the ballet.
Homer...
- Homer: _That's_ what ballet is? [whining] Oh --
Marge:
You promised! You can't back out like when you volunteered...
- Carl: Hey Homer, you wanna get a beer on the way home?
Homer: [sneering] I can't. I gotta take my wife to...
- Homer reaches inside a pop machine, grunting]
Homer:
Just...a little more...argh...got it! [realizing]...
- Hello? Can I get some help? Snack-related mishap!
Homer with his arm stuck in a vending machine,
...
- Thanks, Marge. When my husband left, he took all our power tools along
with the car,
my youth, my faith in mankind.
-- Ruth Powers on...
- Ruth: Vayachipa's loins ought to be outlawed.
Marge:
[snickers]
Burns: Bah! Far too much dancing, not...
- Marge: Well, thank you for a lovely time.
Ruth: You're not going home already,
are you?
Marge: Well, it's almost 9:30.
-- Lights...
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