- Man: Homer, this...this is never easy to say. I'm going to have to
saw your arms off.
[brandishes a buzzsaw] Homer: [plaintive] They'll grow... - Ruth: [sighs] I envy you and Homer.
Marge: Thank you.
[realizing] Why? Ruth: If you ever met my ex-husband... - Ruth: [about her ex-husband] To top it off, he's been stiffing me on
child support for the last four months.
Marge: Hmm. Well, you _were_ unlucky. But there _are_... - Homer: Marge, I know you didn't believe me about the vending machines.
That's why I had the firemen write me a note. Marge... - Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time
with Ruth Powers.
In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Homer... - Homer: Marge, you can't go out on Saturday! That's our special night.
Marge: What's so special about it? Homer: What's so... - Homer: Where are you going?
Marge: I don't know.
Homer:
When will you be home? Marge: I'm not sure. Homer:... - Homer: How can you do this, Marge? How can you desert your children?
Lisa: Have a blast, Mom. Bart: Rock the Casbah! Homer... - Marge: You look...nice.
Ruth: Tonight has nothing to do with "nice".
Tonight's all about -- [She puts in a tape... - Homer: I can't believe your mother went out to have fun without me.
Bart: Don't worry. You'll feel better once we put...
