Bart: Dad, I Know You're Discouraged, But Please Don't Deny The World Your Fat Can.

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Bart: Dad, I know you're discouraged, but please don't deny the world
your fat can.
Homer: Don't worry, boy, he'll be ready for your Aunt Selma's birthday.
Lisa: I knew it.
-- So much for _that_ promise, "Rosebud"