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• Marge: Selma! You're back from your date already? Selma
  Yeah. I was so upset I ate a jar of expired olives....
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
  But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very much....
• Homer: Boy, I know you're going to like your present.
  Bart: [it's a hand-held gizmo with three buttons] [Bart presses each button a few times] Toy...
• Lisa: [on the phone] Dad, I broke my last saxophone reed, and I need you to get me a new one.
  Homer: Uh, isn't this the kind of thing your mother's better at?...
• Lisa: I don't see how you can support Proposition 24, Dad.
  Homer: Open your eyes, Lisa! Our schools are so jam-packed with immigrants, people like Bart have lost the will to learn!...
• Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet? Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but man.
  .. [laughs] So to answer your question I don't know....
• Lisa: Good-bye, Aunt Gladys. I wish I had taken some time to get to know you better.
  Bart: [from behind the coffin] [raspy] Don't worry about it....