- Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not
qualified!
[There are nods of agreement]
Burns: I see.... - Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma
any more!
[sets fire to it and starts singing]
I am so smart!... - Homer: My first day of college. I wish my father was alive to see this.
Abe: [springing up from the back seat] Hey!
Home... - Homer: [yelling at a student] Neeeerd!
Marge: Homer, that isn't very nice.
Homer: Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college
stude... - Homer: [spiking the punch] Heh heh, I'll be a campus hero.
[Another student tastes the punch and spits it out]
Stude... - Homer: Marge, someone squeezed all the life out of these kids.
And
unless movies and TV have lied to me, it's a crusty, bitter old
Dean!... - Prof: {Now if anyone would like to stay, I'm going to hold a
comprehensive review session after every class.
}
Homer: {[waving] Do we have to?}
Prof: {No --}
Homer: {Then kiss my curvy butt goo... - Marge: {Homer, we have a perfectly good bookcase.}
Home
{Yeah, but this is what they're doing on campus. Besides, it
isn't costing u... - Prof: This proton accelerator destabilizes the atom in this chamber
here, then propels it --
Home
Uh, excuse me, Professor Brainiac, but I worked in a nuclear
power plant for ten yea... - Dean: Homer, no one blames you for the accident, we simply feel you
might benefit from outside tutoring.
I researched these names
myself. [hands him a list]
Homer: [to himself] Yeah, y...
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