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The Simpsons
- Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not
qualified
[There are nods of agreement]
Burns: I see. Well,...
- Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma
any more
[sets fire to it and starts singing]
I am so...
- Homer: My first day of college. I wish my father was alive to see this
Abe: [springing up from the back seat] Hey!
Homer:...
- Homer: [yelling at a student] Neeeerd!
Marge: Homer
that isn't very nice.
Homer: Marge, try to understand...
- Homer: [spiking the punch] Heh heh, I'll be a campus hero
[Another student tastes the punch and spits it out]...
- Homer: Marge, someone squeezed all the life out of these kids
And
unless movies and TV have lied to me, it's...
- Prof: {Now if anyone would like to stay, I'm going to hold a
comprehensive review session after every class.}
Homer
{[waving] Do we have to?}
Prof: {No --}
Homer: {Then...
- Marge: {Homer, we have a perfectly good bookcase.}
Homer
{Yeah, but this is what they're doing on campus. Besides...
- Prof: This proton accelerator destabilizes the atom in this chamber
here
then propels it --
Homer: Uh, excuse me, Professor...
- Dean: Homer, no one blames you for the accident, we simply feel you
might benefit from outside tutoring
I researched these names
myself. [hands him...
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