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• Homer: I think I won, Mr. Burns. Burns: Yes. [hauntingly] You won, all right.
  You won more than you bargained for. Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Mountain of Madne...
• Homer: "Now I'm not saying Mr. Burns is incontinent" -- Ba
  Incontinent. [laughs] Too rich! Lisa: Does either of you know what "incontinent" means?...
• Homer: Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns. Bu
  Yes, well, I'm older than you. Burns: You know, Simpson, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met....
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Homer: You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know.
  Way richer than Lenny. Burns: Oh yes. But I'd trade it all for a little more....
• Homer: Oh, Marge, we were so close to winning the championship.
  Now, thanks to Burns, it's never going to happen....
• Burns: We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract.
  Homer: [thinking] Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?...
• Lisa: Wow, even _I_ didn't know he was so committed to recycling.
  See? I told you Mr. Burns was changed. See? Marge...
• Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire estate.
  Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows....