Homer: You know, Mr. Burns is so cheap -- Burns: What?

Homer: You know, Mr. Burns is so cheap --
Burns: What?
Homer: I mean, you know, Mr. Burns is so old --
Burns: How dare you!
Homer: Woo hoo, tough crowd.
-- The comedy routine, "Rosebud"

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