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The Simpsons
- Homer: There's nothing to feel ashamed of here. Women have a right to a
night out,
right, Lisa?
Lisa: Sure, dad. [makes a whipping sound]...
- Homer: That's it! I'm calling my buddies. Marge is not the only one
who can have a girls' night out.
[dials the phone]
Lenny: Oh, no can do, Homer. ...
- Homer: Fine. I can have a great time all by myself.
Lisa: Hey Dad, I think state and federal laws require...
- Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage,
and I
couldn't help overhearing that you need...
- Cowboy: Hey, baby! Feel like gettin' lucky?
Marge:
I _am_ lucky. I have a husband and three wonderful...
- Homer: Sometimes, you gotta go where everybody knows your name.
[walks into Moe's] Hey guys!
[No one answers...
- Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries.
Look at him! He's wearing a belt.
[wistfully] That's...
- Otto: {Hey, Mrs. Simpson! You should try one of these "Smart Drinks."
[laughs and drinks it]
Ooh,
wow...I've wasted my life!}
-- Otto, realization...
- Quimby: {Would you, er, like to dance?}
Marge: {Mayor Quimby!
What are you doing here!}
Quimby: {I'm, er, here with...
- Marge: What was it you wanted to show me?
Ruth: This.
[pulls a gun]
Marge: [gasps] You're not going to hunt...
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