- CONDOM --
rubber check... - CONDOMPLATION --
deciding if she's worth spending a rubber on... - Confucious says: Dirty old fellow like chinese laundry man -
always does own laundry by hand... - Confucius say:
"Man who eats tennis shoes is likely to pass sneakers... - Confucius say:
"Man who stands under naked woman on ladder likely... - CONNOISSEUR --
a man who collects old masters and young mistresses... - CONTRACEPTIVE JELLY --
antipersonnel balm... - COPULATION --
sex between consenting police officers... - COUNTERFEIT MONEY --
homemade bread... - Cuddle up a little closer,
it is a little shorter than you think...
