- CONCEITED PRIEST -- an altar ego.
- CONDOM -- rubber check.
- CONDOMPLATION -- deciding if she's worth spending a rubber on.
- Confucious says: Dirty old fellow like chinese laundry man -- always does own laundry by hand.
- Confucius say: "Man who eats tennis shoes is likely to pass sneakers.
- Confucius say: "Man who stands under naked woman on ladder likely to get rung ideas.
- CONNOISSEUR -- a man who collects old masters and young mistresses.
- CONTRACEPTIVE JELLY -- antipersonnel balm.
- COPULATION -- sex between consenting police officers.
- COUNTERFEIT MONEY -- homemade bread.
