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• Confucius say: "Man who eats tennis shoes is likely to pass sneakers.
• Man who read woman like book, prefer braille! -- Confucius Say
• To climb a ladder, you begin with the first rung.
• CORPORAL, n. A man who occupies the lowest rung of the military ladder.
  Fiercely the battle raged and, sad to tell, Our corporal heroically fell!...
• The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to put the other somewhat higher.
  -- Thomas Huxley...
• Beware of fire, water, dogs, and the man who speaks under his breath. -- Confucius Say
• Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new key. -- Confucius Say
• An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.
• Man who meows ate pussy! -- Confucius Say