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CONTRACEPTIVE JELLY -- Antipersonnel Balm.
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CONTRACEPTIVE JELLY -- antipersonnel balm.
Related:
ORAL CONTRACEPTIVE: The word "No".
Aspirin is an OK contraceptive, hold it between the knee
Little Red Riding Hood is a Russian contraceptive.
The best contraceptive is the word no--repeated frequently. -- Margaret Smith
BIRTH CONTROL CREME -- anti-personnel balm.
Care for a Jelly Baby? -- The Doctor.
Want a jelly baby?
VAGINAL JELLY -- hole schmear.
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
