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• Copulation: (n) sex between two consenting police.
• Are you police officers?" "No, ma'am. We're musicians." -- The Blues Brothe
• Mrs Tarentino: Are you police officers? Elwood: No ma'am, we're musicians.
  -- From the movie "The Blues Brothe...
• Police seize sex computer, but are unsure of it's gende
• GERIATRIC COPULATION -- A loose connection.
• Artificial insemination: Copulation without representation.
• Apu: I would like to see this money spent on more police officers.
  I have been shot eight this year. As a result, I almost missed work....
• The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
• Escape charges were lodged against a Buffalo burglary suspect last June after he overpowered two city police officers without laying a hand on them.
  In the words of the police report, the man "did escape from custody, in that the defendant did flatulate in the car causing an exteme noxious odor forcing officers to roll down all windows in the vehicle to ventilate it, at which time defendant lunged his body out the side window....