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• There is always more dirty laundry than clean laundry.
  -- Walker's Law of the Household If it's clean, it isn't laundry....
• If it's clean, it isn't laundry.
• I hate laundry month.
• FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
  #9 Laundry: Women do laundry every couple of days....
• Watching the democratic party in a presidential contest is like watching a washing machine with a defective bearing
  It starts up smoothly enough, but soon, it begins to wobble and shake, jumping violently from place to place, until it tears itself to pieces, spewing dirty laundry all over the room....
• Elvis is alive and doing my laundry.
• Laundry: a place where clothes are mangled.
• You think your dirty socks can stop me?! Well, they *are* making me.
  .. dizzy. Ooooohhh.....
• Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children. -- Miriam Robbi