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• Buy old masters. They fetch a better price than old mistresses. LORD BEAVERBROOK
• Buy old masters. They fetch a much better price than old mistresses. -- Lord Beaverbrook
• Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
  -- Francis Bacon (1561-1626) -- Of Marriage and Single Life...
• Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
• The man who is too old to learn was probably always too young to remember.
• The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool.
  -- George Santayana (1863-1952)...
• A man sank into the psychiatrist's couch and said, "I have a terrible problem, Doctor.
  I have a son at Harvard and another son at Princeto...
• Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.
  -- Sydney Harri...
• CONNOISSEUR, n. A specialist who knows everything about something and nothing about anything else.
  An old wine-bibber having been smashed in a railway collision, some wine was pouted on his lips to revive him....