- CHEAPO SEX MASSEUSE -- a quarter pounder.
- CHERRY BOMB -- a dissapointing virgin.
- CHILD SUPPORT -- paying off a gamboling debt.
- CHILI DOG -- a bitch that's not in heat.
- CHINESE CASANOVA -- Don Whong.
- CLITORIS -- a haired trigger.
- CLOSET QUEEN -- male fraud.
- COITUS INTERRUPTUS -- outer-space shot.
- COLLECTION OF SEX MANUALS -- library of congress.
- Compulsive masturbators have been classified by one straight-talking psychiatrist as "completely whacko!
