- Did you hear about an entrepreneur whose idea is to set up
weight-guessing stands in singles bars.
It could be referred to as a weigh-a-lay plan.... - Did you hear about an establishment near Parliament in our
nation's capital that caters to kinky tastes.
There's a House whip in attendance, of course.... - Did you hear about an inexperienced stenographer who discovered that she could lose a lot more than letters behind the files.
- Did you hear about an operatic soprano and her symphony-harpist boyfriend who have developed a high degree of artistic empathy, she humming his parts while he fingers her passages.
- Did you hear about How they will call the athletes into line at the start of the 100 metres race at the 1980 Moscow Olympics -- On Your Marx.
- Did you hear about one penile desensitizer that's so effective that you have to stroke the tube for five minutes to get the cap off.
- Did you hear about the 97-year-old prostitute who got herself listed in the Yellow Pages and now claims to be the oldest trick in the book.
- Did you hear about the absent minded sculptor who put his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife.
- Did you hear about the absent-minded exhibitionist who was arrested for exposing his whatchamacalit.
- Did you hear about the Acapulco hooker who gives such prodigious head that she's known as the gulp of Mexico.
