- Did you hear about an entrepreneur whose idea is to set up
weight-guessing stands in singles bars
It could be referred to as a weigh-a-lay plan... - Did you hear about an establishment near Parliament in our
nation's capital that caters to kinky tastes
There's a House whip in attendance, of course... - Did you hear about an inexperienced stenographer who
discovered that she could lose a lot more than letters... - Did you hear about an operatic soprano and her symphony-harpist
boyfriend who have developed a high degree of artistic empathy
she humming his parts while he fingers her passages... - Did you hear about How they will call the athletes into line at
the start of the 100 metres race at the 1980 Moscow Olympics
On Your Marx... - Did you hear about one penile desensitizer that's so
effective that you have to stroke the tube for five... - Did you hear about the 97-year-old prostitute who got
herself listed in the Yellow Pages and now claims to... - Did you hear about the absent minded sculptor who put
his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife... - Did you hear about the absent-minded exhibitionist
who was arrested for exposing his whatchamacalit... - Did you hear about the Acapulco hooker who gives such
prodigious head that she's known as the gulp of Mexico...
