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You know you should be swimming when . . . The lobsters all cluster on your side when you're walking past their tank.
You know you should be swimming when . . . The most depressing Hans Christian Anderson story *isn't* "The Little Match Girl.
You know you should be swimming when . . . To you, "the local bar scene" refers to those dratted obstructions in and around the harbor.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You always sleep *face down* (think about it!).
You know you should be swimming when . . . You argue vehemently that the word "Marina" has nothing to do with boats.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You call for the chef and explain to him that this flat fish here looks nothing like flounder.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You call "tails" even when you know the coin being tossed is one of those two-headed trick coins.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You can't figure which is turning you on more
he dolphin or the trainer....
You know you should be swimming when . . . You can't look at a girl without wondering what her tail would look like.
You know you should be swimming when . . . You catch yourself balancing a beach ball on the end of your nose.

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