You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Can't Look At A Girl Without Wondering What Her Tail Would Look Like.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Can't Look At A Girl Without Wondering What Her Tail Would Look Like.

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You can't look at a girl without wondering what her tail would look like.

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You know you should be swimming when . . . You peer around for a red-headed girl when people mention an aerial.
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You know you should be swimming when . . . You know what a "Jenny Hanover" is.
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