You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Call For The Chef And Explain To Him That This Flat Fish Here Looks Nothing Like Flounder.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Call For The Chef And Explain To Him That This Flat Fish Here Looks Nothing Like Flounder.

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
You call for the chef and explain to him that this flat fish here looks
nothing like flounder.

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