You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Catch Yourself Balancing A Beach Ball On The End Of Your Nose.

You Know You Should Be Swimming When . . . You Catch Yourself Balancing A Beach Ball On The End Of Your Nose.

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-- You know you should be swimming when . . .
You catch yourself balancing a beach ball on the end of your nose.

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